<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534</id><updated>2011-10-20T07:18:01.341+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Meninjau Pandangan</title><subtitle type='html'>Kita hidup ada pilihan. Kita mesti memilih. Kita boleh pilih salah satu, atau sebahagian, atau semuanya. Apa yang dipilih, kita ada tanggungjawab di situ. Akhirnya, kita akan kembali kepada YANG SATU. Jadi, pilihlah - carilah pedoman untuk memilih.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>39</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-5286372235550570328</id><published>2011-10-06T20:18:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T20:25:54.554+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rang Undang-Undang Kampung Baru?</title><summary type='text'>Sudah lulus sudah. Khabarnya disokong oleh majoriti MP pada waktu malam? Yang membantah sedikit orang sahaja. Tidak dapat dilihat komen-komen di siber. Cuma dilihat Grenboc ada komen. Komen pedas, tapi betul. Yang lain-lain sunyi sepi. MP pakatan PR kerja macam *****at! Jangan ingat kerajaan Persekutuan bila umumkan akan libatkan GLC ke apa ke, konon nak bincang-libatkan Tabung Haji, maka kita </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/5286372235550570328/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=5286372235550570328' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5286372235550570328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5286372235550570328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/10/rang-undang-undang-kampung-baru.html' title='Rang Undang-Undang Kampung Baru?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-4670032221472674821</id><published>2011-09-25T15:13:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2011-09-25T15:20:29.050+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Zakat vs. Cukai #03: Bila kena?</title><summary type='text'>Dalam dasar cukai, bila kita membeli barangan atau perkhidmatan (service), ada elemen cukai di dalam bayaran yang berpindah tangan. Masa wang berpindah tangan untuk nilai serupa yang diterima, cukai kena dibayar.-----Dalam zakat, aku belum jumpa hukum kena bayar zakat untuk pembeli barangan atau penerima perkhidmatan. Yang kena zakat ialah penjual barangan atau perkhidmatan itu - zakat perniagaan</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/4670032221472674821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=4670032221472674821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/4670032221472674821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/4670032221472674821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/09/zakat-vs-cukai-03-bila-kena.html' title='Zakat vs. Cukai #03: Bila kena?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2931080024441799203</id><published>2011-09-18T17:23:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-09-18T17:25:52.650+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Zakat vs. Cukai #02: Niat?</title><summary type='text'>Zakat satu ibadah dan mesti ada niat.-----Aku tidak tahu ada sesiapa di Malaya ini yang berniag "..... kerana Allah," semasa melangsaikan cukai yang kena dibayar.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2931080024441799203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2931080024441799203' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2931080024441799203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2931080024441799203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/09/zakat-vs-cukai-02-niat.html' title='Zakat vs. Cukai #02: Niat?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-6405480907276879512</id><published>2011-09-14T23:10:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-09-14T23:21:40.590+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Zakat vs. Cukai #01: Kadar?</title><summary type='text'>Dilihat agensi mengurus zakat (boleh disebut baitulmal?) dilihat mempromosikan zakat atas pendapatan dengan cukup giat.----------Dilihat LeMbAgA HDN di Malaysia cukup giat mengingatkan mereka/entiti yang kena membayar cukai supaya melaksanakan tanggungjawab kepada negara dengan membayar cukai yang dikenakan.----------Kadar yang dikenakan pada masa ini, setelah mengambilkira potongan-potongan dan </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/6405480907276879512/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=6405480907276879512' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6405480907276879512'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6405480907276879512'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/09/zakat-vs-cukai-01-kadar.html' title='Zakat vs. Cukai #01: Kadar?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2667867824350871215</id><published>2011-09-07T08:36:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-09-07T08:39:47.995+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Financial Planning?</title><summary type='text'>Seorang lelaki ditanya oleh ketua jabatan beliau, "kenapa tak buat bersama?" "Dulu ada rekod NPL." "You, accountant pun tak buat financial planning?" Hah, hah, hah.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2667867824350871215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2667867824350871215' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2667867824350871215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2667867824350871215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/09/financial-planning.html' title='Financial Planning?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-8203222809179891319</id><published>2011-08-27T18:06:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-27T18:11:16.189+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Habis Ramadhan, Masuk Raya</title><summary type='text'>Biasanya emak aku akan harap aku bawa ke kuburan pada pagi raya. Bukan soal pergi atau tidak pergi. Cumanya, bila pergi, terutamanya pada pagi sebelum atau sebaik sahaja habis solat raya, banyak benda yang perlu ditegur bila dipandang di kuburan boleh dilihat. Cumanya, sanggup menegur atau tidak sanggup. Terpakaikah ukuran iman di hati iaitu dengan menggunakan tangan mengambil tindakan, atau </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/8203222809179891319/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=8203222809179891319' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8203222809179891319'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8203222809179891319'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/08/habis-ramadhan-masuk-raya.html' title='Habis Ramadhan, Masuk Raya'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-6480522501345148492</id><published>2011-08-24T23:27:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-24T23:37:11.361+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mengaku! Itulah nilainya</title><summary type='text'>Menghadap seorang Penolong Pengarah di satu agensi kerajaan. Golongan PTD kot? "Kalau dah OK, kalau dah boleh bayar, saya nak bayar sekarang," jelas aku. Dia nampak masih tenang dan boleh senyum walau baru keluar dari bilik mesyuarat. Hari ini adalah hari ke-3 cuba untuk dapatkan minit daripada beliau. Selepas hampir 4 jam menunggu, hampir-hampir putus asa dan mahu balik ke pejabat sahaja rasanya</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/6480522501345148492/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=6480522501345148492' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6480522501345148492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6480522501345148492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/08/mengaku-itulah-nilainya.html' title='Mengaku! Itulah nilainya'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2366252898833335538</id><published>2011-08-24T23:17:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-24T23:27:09.541+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lau Kana Bainana</title><summary type='text'>Merupakan rancangan yang tengah top masa kini di Al-Hijrah TV. Sesiapa yang biasa bersahur atau santai-santai di depan tv sementara menunggu azan Subuh, barangkali sudah mula nak hafal lagu tema rancangan itu. Khabarnya, ada rancangan dengan format serupa di satu saluran berbayar di Malaysia. Pengendalinya berketurunan Melayu dan berbahasa Melayu. Ada bisik-bisik mengatakan bahawa komen-komennya </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2366252898833335538/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2366252898833335538' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2366252898833335538'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2366252898833335538'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/08/lau-kana-bainana.html' title='Lau Kana Bainana'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2812125412006968449</id><published>2011-08-21T22:50:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-21T22:56:06.188+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mengingat? Uji?</title><summary type='text'>Muhammad kata, "boleh. Ayah jangan hilangkan," bila aku minta guna kopiah dia untuk ke Masjid sebentar tadi. Ishh. Mana kopiah yang aku biasa pakai, nih? Sebelum itu. "Ayah nak ke mana." "Ke masjid." "Sembahyang kat rumahlah. Tadi ibu jaga kita. Sekarang ayahlah pulak. Gilir-gilir."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2812125412006968449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2812125412006968449' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2812125412006968449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2812125412006968449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/08/mengingat-uji.html' title='Mengingat? Uji?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-8051426580180603975</id><published>2011-07-28T21:32:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-28T21:41:58.566+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bola: Malaysia vs. Singapura</title><summary type='text'>Banyak tanggapan boleh dibuat semasa selepas menonton game yang pertama tempohari yang berlangsung di Singapura. Sudah ketinggalan 4-1, baru nampak sedikit rajin hendak kejar bola. Rimau tak tidur, cuma simpan kuku memanjang. Sekarang, game kedua sedang berlangsung di Bukit Jalil. Sudah bolos 5 gol berbanding menyumbat 3 gol, baru nampak ada rajin sikit nak main bola. Mainlah sepatutnya. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/8051426580180603975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=8051426580180603975' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8051426580180603975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8051426580180603975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/07/bola-malaysia-vs-singapura.html' title='Bola: Malaysia vs. Singapura'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7919890507448280470</id><published>2011-07-26T20:33:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-28T21:49:33.974+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jawab saja? Atau tahu dulu, jawab kemudian?</title><summary type='text'>25/7/2011 petang di Surau bangunan KDN, Putrajaya. 2 lelaki bersembang di tempat membuka/memakai kasut. Mereka barangkali pegawai imigresen. Kedua-dua mereka bersembang antaranya tentang pendaftaran biometrik pekerja asing yang sah. Aku menyampuk, "malam tadi habis pukul berapa?" Seorang yang berkumis kata, "biasanya pukul 10, 11 `lah `tu." "Malam tadi saya selesai tengah malam." "Datang </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7919890507448280470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7919890507448280470' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7919890507448280470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7919890507448280470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/07/jawab-saja-atau-tahu-dulu-jawab.html' title='Jawab saja? Atau tahu dulu, jawab kemudian?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-6301485223979608646</id><published>2011-02-19T08:36:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-19T08:51:45.858+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Toook oooooo Atok!</title><summary type='text'>Cerita Upin &amp; Ipin?No!Nak cerita sikit dengan Tok Mahathir bekas PM Malaysia.Membaca sekali catatan beliau membalas hujah Nik Abdul Aziz, lalu terbaca juga beliau menyentuh soal menutup aurat dengan bertudung.Perintah menutup aurat diperintah ke atas lelaki untuk memastikan perempuan di bawah tanggungjawab mereka melaksanakannya.Ayat dalam al-Quran sudah jelas rasanya.-----Membaca hujah Tok </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/6301485223979608646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=6301485223979608646' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6301485223979608646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6301485223979608646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/02/toook-oooooo-atok.html' title='Toook oooooo Atok!'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-3855663153414452063</id><published>2011-02-15T07:51:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-15T08:23:33.775+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Keluaaaaaaar Baris!</title><summary type='text'>Pasca PRU 2008 ada beberapa perkara yang menarik mengenai KELUAR.Ada ADUN/AP yang keluar daripada parti yang mendokong kerana kononnya tidak sehaluan lagi. Kesan terbesar tindakan seumpama ini boleh dilihat di negeri Perak. Kes di Perak menjadi seperti pada hari ini sebab ada peranan unsur-unsur yang lain juga.Ada juga ahli dan blogger yang menarik diri dari parti yang disokong selama ini. Contoh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/3855663153414452063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=3855663153414452063' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/3855663153414452063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/3855663153414452063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/02/keluaaaaaaar-baris.html' title='Keluaaaaaaar Baris!'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7417690158863112486</id><published>2011-02-13T11:08:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-13T11:15:52.827+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Committed?</title><summary type='text'>Satu ke dua bulan dalam tahun kalendar 2011 ini sok-sek rasa tidak puas-hati mudah didengar di mana-mana.Isu pertama: Barangkali rasa kurang senang dengan kadar kenaikan gaji.Isu kedua: Biasanya berkaitan dengan bonus.Mungkin ada orang diberi ganjaran-ganjaran itu berdasarkan komitmen yang didedikasikan kepada majikannya.Apabila komitmen diukur dengan sanggup balik lewat, ohh? Apa sudah jadi `ni?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7417690158863112486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7417690158863112486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7417690158863112486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7417690158863112486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/02/committed.html' title='Committed?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2696640384028017485</id><published>2011-02-10T23:20:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-10T23:36:02.365+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Network Cable</title><summary type='text'>Cucuk kabel.Tak cukup fit. Longgar dan asyik tercabut. Biasalah, kalau `penyendal' dah patah.Isnin lepas pergi ke satu CC."Satu RM3. Dua kena RM6.00," begitulah lebih kurang kata tokehnya."Ambik masa sikit," tambahnya."Esok boleh siap?""Boleh."Aku ke CC pada hari Rabu, kira-kira jam 7 petang.Err... Aku dah buat salah, ke?Anak tokeh kata, "tengoklah kalau ada," bila aku tanya pasal kabel.Ke depan,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2696640384028017485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2696640384028017485' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2696640384028017485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2696640384028017485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2011/02/network-cable.html' title='Network Cable'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7436372843724184445</id><published>2010-11-16T06:26:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-16T07:09:15.428+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Aku kena juga, ke?</title><summary type='text'>Aku sebagai bapak hadir ke majlis di sekolah Muhammad pada hari Ahad yang lepas.Dalam surat jemputan dengan jelas menyatakan Muhammad perlu berpakaian sekolah lengkap. Sampai ke sekolah, cikgu kelas sudah bagi semula songkok hitam berbelut reben kuning. Guna untuk acara nasyid selepas itu. Jadi, songkok kain putih ada bulat hijau di atas, ibunya simpan di dalam beg.Muhammad dan ibunya masuk ke </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7436372843724184445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7436372843724184445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7436372843724184445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7436372843724184445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/11/aku-kena-juga-ke.html' title='Aku kena juga, ke?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-8239653594440875038</id><published>2010-10-31T20:32:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-31T21:09:40.780+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ini penghinaan?</title><summary type='text'>Di salah satu lapangan terbang di Malaysia. Ini terjadi baru-baru ini sahaja.Aku menunggu orang, dia pula menunggu tindakan selanjutnya pihak syarikat penerbangan yang dilanggannya.-----Dia meletakkan dua barang. Masing-masing di kanan dan kiri tangannya.Satu kotak tanpa berbalut berisi komputer model vaio.Satu beg, kelihatannya, berbalut dengan stretch film, dikatakan berisi dengan 2 kamera </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/8239653594440875038/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=8239653594440875038' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8239653594440875038'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8239653594440875038'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/10/ini-penghinaan.html' title='Ini penghinaan?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-1252313587016306215</id><published>2010-10-15T20:49:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-15T20:54:19.529+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Influencing?</title><summary type='text'>Muhammad, mari sini. Ayah hendak beritahu 1 cerita.---------Pada satu hari, seorang lelaki didatangi ketua jabatannya (KJ).KJ: Saya mahu hantar balik satu orang itu yang pernah kerja sini.Lelaki: Kenapa?KJ: Dia influencing orang lain.KJ: Saya mahu medical exam dia fail.Suasana sudah menjadi kurang selesa.Lelaki: Kita boleh influence the doctor?KJ: Bincanglah.---------Haiyah!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/1252313587016306215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=1252313587016306215' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/1252313587016306215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/1252313587016306215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/10/influencing.html' title='Influencing?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-1720754522967660431</id><published>2010-10-03T21:09:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-03T21:18:47.839+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Itu kad apa?</title><summary type='text'>Pagi tadi aku isi petrol di tempat biasa."Isi RM30.00."Aku serah not RM50.00, dia pulangkan baki RM20.00.Semasa aku mula pusing badan nak ke kereta semula, nampak cashier swipe sekeping daripada segusus kad."Itu kad apa?"Perempuan itu, secepat kilat tunjukkan borang keahlian dari arah sisi meja cashier ke arah aku."Ada orang. Melayu juga."Aku kata, "dia tak bayar, dapat point."Aku tak mau </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/1720754522967660431/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=1720754522967660431' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/1720754522967660431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/1720754522967660431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/10/itu-kad-apa.html' title='Itu kad apa?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-3457177956295335884</id><published>2010-07-27T20:42:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-27T21:03:09.264+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Indon? Malaysia? Bisa saja... Kita serumpun...</title><summary type='text'>Entah apa tujuannya...Minggu lepas, secara tiba-tiba terpandang seorang kenalan asal Jakarta hantar resume mintak kerja Eksekutif Jualan.Sekali lalu dilihat dia ini sudah berusia 40 tahun - life begins at 40? - dan sudah ada 9 `kerjaya' di dalam portfolio dia.----------Pengurus HR sudah  bilang dia mahu umur tidak lebih 35 tahun, keutamaan boleh berbahasa Mandarin, dan bukan Islam.Bukan Islam? `</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/3457177956295335884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=3457177956295335884' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/3457177956295335884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/3457177956295335884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/07/indon-malaysia-bisa-saja-kita-serumpun.html' title='Indon? Malaysia? Bisa saja... Kita serumpun...'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-207628070480259172</id><published>2010-07-11T06:49:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-11T07:25:57.873+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Puncak Bola Piala Dunia FIFA 2010</title><summary type='text'>Tinggal beberapa jam lagi untuk penentuan juara dan pemenang kedua edisi 2010.-----Jerman sudah sah tempat ketiga dengan melakukannya di dalam perlawanan yang disajikan 5 gol.-----Ada orang beranggapan pemenang sebenar adalah bookie judi sukan, walaupun di atas padang pengadil adalah hakim dengan keputusan yang muktamad.Ada yang kata FIFA sudah menganjurkan edisi kali ini dengan jayanya.Bagaimana</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/207628070480259172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=207628070480259172' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/207628070480259172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/207628070480259172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/07/puncak-bola-piala-dunia-fifa-2010.html' title='Puncak Bola Piala Dunia FIFA 2010'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-1802102387800875429</id><published>2010-06-25T20:32:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T20:39:32.815+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tipu sunat?</title><summary type='text'>Ada ke tipu sunat?Entah!-----Sembang-sembang sebentar di pondok pengawal petang tadi sebelum pulang ke rumah."Saya dah tanya pasal sticker kereta. Mengalabah dia. Kata, dalam proses." Dia kata.Maksud pengawal itu, dia sudah bertanya kepada Lim pada petang 23/6/2010.-----"Penipu!" Respon aku.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/1802102387800875429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=1802102387800875429' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/1802102387800875429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/1802102387800875429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/tipu-sunat.html' title='Tipu sunat?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7650005624133627876</id><published>2010-06-25T07:02:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T07:10:35.911+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hari terbuka?</title><summary type='text'>Semalam ibu Muhammad tanya, "esok pergi pukul berapa?""Kenapa?""Esok `kan hari terbuka.""`Tak `tau lagi."----------Hari ini Hari Menandatangani Kad Prestasi Pelajar.Mungkin ramai ibu-bapa yang berkejar-kejar ke beberapa sekolah untuk tujuan yang sama. Apatah lagi kalau ada beberapa anak yang sedang bersekolah.Ke sekolah kebangsaan, ke sekolah agama, ke mana lagi?----------Macam mana?Sudah faham </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7650005624133627876/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7650005624133627876' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7650005624133627876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7650005624133627876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/hari-terbuka.html' title='Hari terbuka?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7012388539274835291</id><published>2010-06-25T06:56:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-25T07:02:28.936+08:00</updated><title type='text'>England masuk pusingan seterusnya?</title><summary type='text'>Ini dikira sebagai satu kekecewaan bagi aku.Pasukan yang ramai superstar ini wajar `dikeluarkan' daripada saingan seterusnya.-----Seronoknya menonton bola ini bila favourite dikalahkan.Seronoknya melihat perlumbaan F1, bila kereta Michael Schumacher - di zaman puncaknya sebelum bersara beberapa tahun dulu - berpusing, terbabas dan seterusnya tersangkut di perangkap batu-batu.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7012388539274835291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7012388539274835291' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7012388539274835291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7012388539274835291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/england-masuk-pusingan-seterusnya.html' title='England masuk pusingan seterusnya?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-5861441598774470843</id><published>2010-06-20T18:18:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-20T18:39:41.423+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Whoa! Bola sana, bola sini</title><summary type='text'>Di Malaysia.Presiden FAM tidak ditentang dan merupakan calon tunggal untuk dipilih semula.Jadi, para pemuka bolasepak `boleh' ler berharap, ranking FIFA kelak melonjak setaraf dengan `senioriti' Presiden.Khairy Jamaluddin langsung tidak ada yang sudi mencalonkan beliau.Apa jadi dengan team `realiti' beliau? Apa cerita Shebby?----------Di Afrika Selatan.Pasukan England sudah 2 kali draw; sekali </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/5861441598774470843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=5861441598774470843' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5861441598774470843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5861441598774470843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/whoa-bola-sana-bola-sini.html' title='Whoa! Bola sana, bola sini'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2442378650994960811</id><published>2010-06-16T19:53:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-16T20:18:34.899+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quality time? Yer ker...</title><summary type='text'>Kita sering mendengar ramai orang kata nak spend masa berkualiti dengan keluarga.Masa yang ada cukup singkat. Jadi, masa yang benar-benar singkat dapat bersama-sama keluarga cuba diisi dengan sebaik-baik mungkin.Inilah hasilnya apabila suami cuba melaksanakan tugasnya mencari nafkah sebaik yang mungkin.Inilah, barangkali hasilnya, apabila rata-rata ibu berkerjaya: Untuk tidak membazir selama </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2442378650994960811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2442378650994960811' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2442378650994960811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2442378650994960811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/quality-time-yer-ker.html' title='Quality time? Yer ker...'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7197041119694333162</id><published>2010-06-15T23:32:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T23:45:40.232+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Macam-macam bentuk judi!</title><summary type='text'>Bentuk judi untuk kanak-kanak sezaman aku, barangkali, main tikam-tikam. Bayar, cabut kertas, lihat dapat hasil apa. Hasil ikut musim. Musim raya, hasilnya mercun dan bunga api. Sungguhpun bersekolah agama, daya tarikan mercun cukup memikat sehingga tak dapat menilai itu adalah JUDI.----------Kini, judi bukanlah satu perkara yang disorok-sorok. Sudah dibuat tanpa malu-malu. Yang terbaru dan heboh</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7197041119694333162/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7197041119694333162' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7197041119694333162'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7197041119694333162'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/macam-macam-bentuk-judi.html' title='Macam-macam bentuk judi!'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-3382908716929343712</id><published>2010-06-13T20:22:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-13T20:37:08.219+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tarik subsidi - Ubah cara hidup?</title><summary type='text'>Adalah aneh apabila ada orang yang kerap memberi usul supaya mengubah cara hidup bila wujud keadaan kenaikan apa-apa kos keperluan hidup.Kos-kos keperluan hidup tidak akan naik begitu sahaja tanpa ada apa-apa faktor berkaitan.Peniaga ada alasan untuk menaikkan harga barangan runcit apabila kos bahan api naik. Ini kerana kos bahan api wujud dalam rantaian bermula daripada pengeluar sehinggalah </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/3382908716929343712/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=3382908716929343712' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/3382908716929343712'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/3382908716929343712'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/tarik-subsidi-ubah-cara-hidup.html' title='Tarik subsidi - Ubah cara hidup?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-8572475914894061659</id><published>2010-06-13T07:45:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-13T08:20:27.195+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tarik subsidi. Ada makmal berkaitan?</title><summary type='text'>Masa: Akhir petang semalam.Medium: Bernama Radio.Slot: Kerusi Panas. Statusnya adalah ulangan.Undangan: Salah seorang berjawatan `pengarah' dari Jabatan Perdana Menteri.----------Isunya adalah berkaitan cadangan kerajaan untuk menarik balik subsidi yang kononnya, menurut Idris Jala, boss makmal, jika berterusan diberi akan meningkat dari tahun ke tahun, dan kesannya negara boleh muflis pada tahun</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/8572475914894061659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=8572475914894061659' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8572475914894061659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8572475914894061659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/tarik-subsidi-ada-makmal-berkaitan.html' title='Tarik subsidi. Ada makmal berkaitan?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-5809661658982273751</id><published>2010-06-11T20:10:00.004+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-11T20:37:21.137+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Di mana anak kita sekarang?</title><summary type='text'>Tengahari tadi.Bersiap-siap sebagaimana biasa hari Jumaat yang lain-lain sebelum ini.''Ayah nak sembahyang?"Angguk."Kat mana? Kat rumah?""Masjid.""Nak ikut.""Jangan merengek, jangan bising, jangan menangis."Muhammad diam."Pergi ke tandas. Kencing!"----------Di masjid."Mana tandas?" Tanyanya sebaik kami hampir ke pintu pagar.Hampir aku terlupa. "Sana."Berada di baris belakang sekali. "Di sini, ya?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/5809661658982273751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=5809661658982273751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5809661658982273751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5809661658982273751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/di-mana-anak-kita-sekarang.html' title='Di mana anak kita sekarang?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-6716141630511883012</id><published>2010-06-10T21:05:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-10T21:21:23.929+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gunatenaga di Malaysia - #1</title><summary type='text'>Sepanjang siang tadi di Shah Alam Convention Centre dilangsungkan satu bengkel yang objektif asalnya, mengikut apa yang aku faham ler, adalah mengatasi suasana kekurangan tenaga kerja.Beberapa hari lepas, aku difahamkan nota para pembentang akan disediakan.Sonang hati den sebab tak payah bawa buku nota. Planning ler kononnya.Masuk ke dalam dewan, cuma ada 2 nota.Err, kata semua nota ada </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/6716141630511883012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=6716141630511883012' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6716141630511883012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/6716141630511883012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/06/gunatenaga-di-malaysia-1.html' title='Gunatenaga di Malaysia - #1'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-5762848142946513846</id><published>2010-05-31T22:50:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-31T23:03:01.994+08:00</updated><title type='text'>KL - Jln Duta - Mahkamah</title><summary type='text'>Petang tadi, antara tempat yang aku kena pergi ialah bangunan mahkamah di Jalan Duta.Melalui Lebuh NKVE adalah sungai kenderaan bermotor yang bukan taraf lebuhraya, HARUS sudah taraf jalan persekutuan. Penuh kereta. Apa yang beza cuma tol perlu dibayar. Kalau hendak tahu padah tak bayar tol sebagaimana yang telah diperaturkan, luangkan masa tengok dan baca catatan di salah satu muka tiket tol </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/5762848142946513846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=5762848142946513846' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5762848142946513846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5762848142946513846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/05/kl-jln-duta-mahkamah.html' title='KL - Jln Duta - Mahkamah'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-5444246191777027486</id><published>2010-05-11T19:08:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-11T19:15:19.300+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Perlu pandai terlebih dahulu. Kemudian jadi lebih pandai pula.</title><summary type='text'>Awal Januari 2010.Seorang cikgu besar sebuah pra-sekolah yang dikendalikan oleh JAIS kata, "... ada ujian. Sekurang-kurangnya 95%, dan itu pun belum tentu dapat. Sebab ramai sangat yang memohon."-----Faham, Muhammad?Kalau hendak masuk ke darjah satu sekolah integrasi di sana tu, ingat semula apa yang bekas cikgu besar Muhammad tu kata.Amacam? Ada harapan? (Ayah bukanlah hendak sangat kata macam </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/5444246191777027486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=5444246191777027486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5444246191777027486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/5444246191777027486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/05/perlu-pandai-terlebih-dahulu-kemudian.html' title='Perlu pandai terlebih dahulu. Kemudian jadi lebih pandai pula.'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-8077951283624690184</id><published>2010-05-11T18:56:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-11T19:06:24.982+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Yang Biru!</title><summary type='text'>Hari Sabtu yang lepas, aku ke UiTM Melaka bersama anak bujang harapan.-----"Zeti, mana kolej kau?" Melalui telefon."Lepas pondok pengawal, belok kanan. Kolej ......... warna biru," balas dia.-----Melepasi pondok pengawal, belok ke kiri dan terus memandu. Sampai ke satu ketika, anak bujang harapan jerit, "yang tu. Yang biru!"Dia baru sekali ikut semasa pendaftaran semester tempohari."Diamlah."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/8077951283624690184/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=8077951283624690184' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8077951283624690184'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/8077951283624690184'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/05/yang-biru.html' title='Yang Biru!'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-555858508874172471</id><published>2010-01-26T13:21:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T13:44:20.944+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ambil tahu atau beri tahu?</title><summary type='text'>Beberapa minggu yang lepas.AMD a.k.a. tauke soh minta tolong duplicate kunci yang entah apa-apa. Memandangkan kunci kereta Peugeot 407 ada di dalam tangan aku, dia suruh aku bawa ke pejabat 2 botol whiskey yang ada dalam but kereta dia.????Pada masa tu, dalam hati berkira-kira dengan beberapa golongan yang dilaknat kerana terlibat dengan arak.Itu baru disuruh angkat! Kalau disuruh jadi ahli </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/555858508874172471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=555858508874172471' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/555858508874172471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/555858508874172471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/01/ambil-tahu-atau-beri-tahu.html' title='Ambil tahu atau beri tahu?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-316542499141481209</id><published>2010-01-15T09:20:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-01-15T09:30:27.341+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Budak-budak</title><summary type='text'>Melihat Muhammad semalam semasa di tempat transit. Sebelum itu, aku gorengkan ia telur berkicap. Letak telur goreng di celah roti berserat. Sampai di tempat transit, roti masih banyak bersisa. Telur sahaja diambilnya.Semasa aku berlalu dari tempat itu, dia berlari ke arah belakang bertemu 2 rakannya; seorang lelaki dan seseorang perempuan. Nampak telur di tangan, kawan-kawan hulur mulut </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/316542499141481209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=316542499141481209' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/316542499141481209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/316542499141481209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/01/budak-budak.html' title='Budak-budak'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7209955299662135834</id><published>2010-01-08T00:49:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T00:59:11.437+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Washing machine</title><summary type='text'>Aiseh, Yang! Apa sudah jadi pada mesin basuh kita?Akhirnya, setelah lebih 6 tahun. Belajar kenal skru, screw driver untuk cari punca kenapa air masuk dalam mesin basuh, dan pada masa yang sama banyak juga air melempah di atas lantai.Karya kreatif sapa, nih?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7209955299662135834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7209955299662135834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7209955299662135834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7209955299662135834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/01/washing-machine.html' title='Washing machine'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6yH1UuFzryk/S0YSsSMsSfI/AAAAAAAAAPY/G6xpBK3JBPQ/s72-c/P1052742.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-2291742739688074870</id><published>2010-01-01T07:38:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T08:01:20.990+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sudah Masihi 2010, ya?</title><summary type='text'>Mari kita biasakan diri memasak di rumah. Kalau tak suka MSG, tak payah bubuh MSG. Makan di kedai, memang sedap-sedap belaka biasanya. Kalau orang tua umur hampir 90 tahun pun guna MSG semasa memasak, kedai makan tak guna MSG?Kan bagus masak sendiri dan makan di rumah. Tak payah `peduli' harga barang-barang naik entah berapa persen kerana harga gula naik RM0.20 mulai hari ini.Otak dan akal ahli </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/2291742739688074870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=2291742739688074870' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2291742739688074870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/2291742739688074870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2010/01/sudah-masihi-2010-ya.html' title='Sudah Masihi 2010, ya?'/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933554334058604534.post-7341355459011535551</id><published>2009-09-06T14:56:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2009-09-06T15:00:35.667+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Posting ini adalah yang terakhir.Mulai saat ini akan mula kemaskini blog yang lain pula.Sempena Ramadhan ini, kepada sesiapa sahaja - aku mohon maaf atas segala-galanya. Hari ini sudah 16 Ramadhan. Moga semua umat Islam akan mengejar dan berjaya memperolehi malam yang lebih baik daripada 1,000 bulan.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/feeds/7341355459011535551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5933554334058604534&amp;postID=7341355459011535551' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7341355459011535551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5933554334058604534/posts/default/7341355459011535551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://alahai-apa-ni.blogspot.com/2009/09/posting-ini-adalah-yang-terakhir.html' title=''/><author><name>li</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02805450563970839164</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
